In lieu of an abstract, below is the essay's first paragraph.
"Sleepy Hollow Cemetery opens at 7 in the morning,
so I arrrived before 5 intent on some contemplation
prolonged and private, a plan of some merit but less
well executed since by the tirne I'd found Emerson's
grave on Authors Ridge my bladder was ready to burst,"
"Pissing in Good Company,"
The Angle: Vol. 2006
, Article 6.
Available at: https://fisherpub.sjfc.edu/angle/vol2006/iss4/6