In lieu of an abstract, below is the essay's first paragraph.
"The following paper will confuse you; there are several seemingly unrelated themes starkly juxtaposed throughout. The topics are thrown together in seemingly random order to mimic what we see on television everyday - coverage of genocide in Rwanda immediately followed by Michael Jordan in Hanes boxers. The world is far more confusing than this paper."
"Broken Truth on the Ocean Floor,"
Verbum: Vol. 3
, Article 4.
Available at: http://fisherpub.sjfc.edu/verbum/vol3/iss1/4