In lieu of an abstract, below is the essay's first paragraph.
"Phoebe Ranch awoke one morning to discover that a giant squid had replaced her house. It isn't very often that squid might replace things such as a house, but when these natural wonders occur, one must be ready to face the plethora of rubberneckers, which might be soon to follow."
"Phoebe, Meet Squid,"
The Angle: Vol. 2011
, Article 3.
Available at: http://fisherpub.sjfc.edu/angle/vol2011/iss1/3