In lieu of an abstract, below is the essay's first paragraph.
"It's July and I am dumbfounded.
The plane ride was uncomfortable and I am almost annoyed
that you bought us tickets that were not even next to each other
but then I figure that you bought us tickets...
so I'm really not annoyed at all."
The Angle: Vol. 2006
, Article 3.
Available at: http://fisherpub.sjfc.edu/angle/vol2006/iss4/3