In lieu of an abstract, below is the essay's first paragraph.
"Yes I will walk along the beach with you. Your hair shines like gold in the sunlight. Your eyes glint like diamonds in the moonlight. Your place or mine? I could lay with you all day and night. Let me touch you. BZZZZZT!!"
The Angle: Vol. 2006
, Article 20.
Available at: http://fisherpub.sjfc.edu/angle/vol2006/iss2/20