In lieu of an abstract, below is the essay's first paragraph.
"It was a not-for-profit beginning—he was in it for the story. Now his office teems with dirt.
The President caught in under an intern's skirt: Have You Seen the Commander in Briefs?
Yellow paper printed in grey—throw away.
Oh, but I digress."
"Freedom to De-Press,"
The Angle: Vol. 2006
, Article 14.
Available at: http://fisherpub.sjfc.edu/angle/vol2006/iss2/14