In lieu of an abstract, below is the essay's first paragraph.
"LAW: A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head. (Location: United States, Minnesota)"
"You Can't Park Your Elephant on Main Street, You Know,"
The Angle: Vol. 2006
, Article 13.
Available at: http://fisherpub.sjfc.edu/angle/vol2006/iss2/13