In lieu of an abstract, below is the essay's first paragraph.
"The scene opens to what looks like a low-budget talk show. Seated is the host, Dick; a middle-aged man, slender, handsome and graying with Chicklet sized teeth. Next to him is his guest, a man dressed as a squirrel. The squirrel, named Nigel, sits on edge, agitated and uncomfortable, constantly twitching his nose and tail. Back from commercial, the show commences with a sound-track of applause."
Ryan, Emily C.
"Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut…,"
The Angle: Vol. 2006
, Article 12.
Available at: http://fisherpub.sjfc.edu/angle/vol2006/iss2/12