In lieu of an abstract, below is the essay's first paragraph.
"The condom shape sticks out against the sleek, shiny black color of the car. No signs of rust, no hints of dents, just smooth curves. If the bumper sticker hadn't been readable, this car would have been going at least 20 miles over the speed limit. It was racing while just sitting still."
"Just Wear It,"
The Angle: Vol. 2005
, Article 12.
Available at: http://fisherpub.sjfc.edu/angle/vol2005/iss1/12