In lieu of an abstract, below is the essay's first paragraph.
"The kid just doesn't seem to understand that turning on a light switch won't hurt him! Little Bobby used to love to run around the house playing "swords" with his older brother. Bobby and his brother used to take the cardboard cylinder tubes out of the paper towel rolls to bash each other on their heads. However, as Bobby's older brother reached his adolescent years, Bobby was left to play alone, for Bobby's older brother was no longer interested in Bobby's level of play. But Bobby always loved playing with objects that could resemble a sword! A pencil, a twig, a butter knife!"
"The Black Ranger,"
The Angle: Vol. 2000
, Article 22.
Available at: http://fisherpub.sjfc.edu/angle/vol2000/iss1/22