In lieu of an abstract, below is the essay's first paragraph.
"'Meow,' I say as I patiently wait for my owner to change the litter box. Ah, what a life! I have to do nothing. I can simply lay around and play and eat and sleep if that's what I chose to do. What could be better? Wait, I think I hear her coming, my owner that is. She is a nice enough person."
The Angle: Vol. 1997
, Article 14.
Available at: http://fisherpub.sjfc.edu/angle/vol1997/iss1/14