In lieu of an abstract, below is the essay's first paragraph.
"'Excuse me, sir. Would you mind telling me the time?'
The bartender looked at the pretty young woman in front of him. 'It's half past eleven;' he said, glancing stonily at a clock on the wall."
Cornelius, Michael G. M.
The Angle: Vol. 1993
, Article 49.
Available at: http://fisherpub.sjfc.edu/angle/vol1993/iss1/49