In lieu of an abstract, below is the essay's first paragraph.
"Louis was a happy man. Everyone that met him thought he was either happy, or eccentrically simple. He was neither. His cousin Leda thought he just had to grow up. By the time he hit 45, Leda knew it was more than just a matter of maturity, but she deigned to bring up the topic to anyone. Her interest in him was a combination of ancestry and a faint notion of obligation. However, she didn't see Louis as particularly unusual, just terminally satisfied with everything he saw. Her heavily made-up face looked perpetually disgusted."
"The Hello Man,"
The Angle: Vol. 1993
, Article 34.
Available at: http://fisherpub.sjfc.edu/angle/vol1993/iss1/34