In lieu of an abstract, below is the essay's first paragraph.
"Once upon a time (original, eh?) there was a little girl who had a red cape. This young lady was on her way to her grandma's house with a basket of food because grandma was hungry and too lazy to feed herself. Little Red, as she liked to call herself, had to go through the woods to get to grandma's house because that's the kind of story this is."
Maranda, Michael J. Jr.
"What Really Happened To Little Red,"
The Angle: Vol. 1989
, Article 34.
Available at: http://fisherpub.sjfc.edu/angle/vol1989/iss1/34