In lieu of an abstract, below is the essay's first paragraph.
"How did I spend Saint Patrick's Day 1983? I bought a car. Fifteen minutes later, I was calling for someone to pick me up. How did it happen? Did I spark your imagination?"
"Happy Saint Patrick's Day,"
The Angle: Vol. 1987
, Article 11.
Available at: http://fisherpub.sjfc.edu/angle/vol1987/iss1/11